Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit letra

I know what you're thinking
What's barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes i coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman i can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

[Marshall]
Oh really? then answer these questions
If you please
What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold?

[Barney]
Suits

[Ted]
What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old?

[Barney]
Suits

[Robin]
What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit?

[Barney]
It's moot

[Lily]
What if world peace
Were within your reach

[Barney]
Abbadabada i'm gonna stop you right there. it's suits. come on, lily. get your head outta your ass

Two! three! four!

[All]
Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

[Barney]
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My sunday best are my best friends
Send casual friday down the laundry chute

[All]
'cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a

[Barney]
Wait for it
Suit!

How I Met Your Mother - Letras

• Bang Bang Bangity Bang
• Best Night Ever
• Fiero
• Food Delivery / Cat Sitting / Cat Funeral
• Hey Beautiful
• Let's Go To The Mall
• Let's Go to the Mall
• Marshall Versus The Machines
• My Favorite Things
• Night Night Little Marvin
• Nighty Night Song
• Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit
• Ode To Virginia
• PS I love You
• Puzzles Theme Song
• Sandcastles In The Sand
• Studying For Law School
• Superdate
• Ted Mosby Is a Jerk
• The Beaver Song
• Two Beavers Are Better Than On
• You Fool Around On Your Baby
• You Just Got Slaped